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the-sweetest-melody: Scissor Sisters - I Can’t Decide

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:00:00 -0400

the-sweetest-melody:

Scissor Sisters - I Can’t Decide

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:27:43 -0400

thereisonlytheforce: One time, my alarm clock went off and it was on radio mode, so I ended up...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:39:48 -0400

thereisonlytheforce:

One time, my alarm clock went off and it was on radio mode, so I ended up waking up to that part in Gangnam Style where it goes, “Heyyy sexy lady” and it made me question my entire life especially since I’m a guy

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:36:33 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

tastefullyoffensive: [piecomic]

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:08:57 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[piecomic]

eeveelives: anjhuzen: thecakebar: Birthday Cake Shots who’s...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:08:13 -0400

eeveelives:

anjhuzen:

thecakebar:

Birthday Cake Shots

who’s making these for my fucking birthday

I’m not much of a drinker, but that looks yummy. :)

cas-get-into-my-ass: himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:06:46 -0400

cas-get-into-my-ass:

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest aholes when they’ve had enough.

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

chrssy: riding your man like

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:06:17 -0400

chrssy:

riding your man like

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:38:58 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:57:26 -0400

nasty-otter: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:56:11 -0400

nasty-otter:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

can be made into:

different variations of fries

regular,

curly,

waffle.

It can be made into chips

or ruffly

you can make hashbrowns with it

even a salad

add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

you can have it sliced and diced

or baked

you can make tater tots

hell you can even eat the skin

or just have little potato nuggets

thank u potatoes

rugoat: jordanforinstance: Things I do at 2AM .. Paint Great...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:19:38 -0400

rugoat:

jordanforinstance:

Things I do at 2AM .. Paint Great Britain with tea…..

this is possibly the most British thing I have seen in my entire life

laughingwhiteraven: mistiryshak: jesuislegrandefromage: oblivi...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:14:58 -0400

laughingwhiteraven:

mistiryshak:

jesuislegrandefromage:

oblivi-latte:

can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history

Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.

you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face

Just one line and I lost my shit.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:59:33 -0400

westoftheglass: nelkhael: Throne of Games. ITS BACK

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:59:10 -0400

westoftheglass:

nelkhael:

Throne of Games.

ITS BACK

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:58:55 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:58:39 -0400

fandoms-snuggled-in-jumpers: thatpointlessidiot: mysteryegg: v...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:55:17 -0400

fandoms-snuggled-in-jumpers:

thatpointlessidiot:

mysteryegg:

veggiecoldcuts:

the-more-u-know:

The milkshake: This is not limited to fast food nor to milkshakes. That ‘concoction’ is the industry standard artificial strawberry flavoring found in everything strawberry flavored that isn’t naturally flavored.

Chicken nuggets: Total lies. My sister works at the Tyson plant that provides KFC and McDonalds their nuggets. There’s no ‘pink paste’ stage. ’Reflavoring’ is an injection of mostly salt into the meat in order to give it some taste because modern day chicken is nearly flavorless. If you want to disgust people, show them the conditions of the processing plants that dismantle the chickens.

The pubic hair one: You eat more of your family’s pubic hairs cooking in your own home. You think you don’t shed once you walk in your own door?

Peanut butter: This is a cold hard truth of food mass production. There will be insects. You can never get rid of them or take them out of the process. The FDA places limits on how much can be allowed into specific foods so that food manufactories don’t get lazy and just say ‘Well we can’t keep it out.’ The FDA limit helps immensely because it makes these places try to keep the insect population down through keeping things clean.

Shellac: Oh my god this is so stupid. ’Shellac’ is an INGREDIENT. It’s a NATURAL PRODUCT produced by INSECTS. It is then PROCESSED into food-grade glaze or colorants, OR into wood and furniture polish. They don’t just take wood polish and dump it on your jawbreakers. Grow up.

Bacteriophages: The ‘phages of which you speak are used to kill the listeria virus. Listeria is a bacteria that attacks the immune system and has a one in five mortality rate. Bacteriophages? They’ve been used as an alternative to antibiotic medications in Russia and France for 90 years. That’s really disgusting and dangerous!

Coke: This is total and complete bunk. It would have been far more effective to point out that colas and carbonated drinks have been linked to weakened bones in those who overconsume them, but this is complete lies here. Again.

Salads: I think you mean propylene glycol. And again, this is bullshit. PG only causes reactions in those allergic to it. It has a very low toxicity and can only negatively affect human health if very large amounts are ingested very quickly and over a very short period of time. By which I mean ‘Find a vat of it and start drinking it and nothing else.’ Again you go for the lie instead of pointing out that fast food salads are processed and contain as much fat and cholesterol as most of the other foods offered by a fast food place.

Beef additives: This has nothing to do with fast food. This is common in MOST meats in the US. This is because the US has become so obsessed with the fat content of meat and making it ‘healthy’ that we have literally bred almost all the flavor out of every food animal breed we currently use. Flavorants are almost ALWAYS injected during processing or most of our meat would be bland and tasteless. ‘Flavorants’ typically being concentrated broth and/or salt and seasoning.

Cheese: Lies again. Only those cheeses labelled as ‘Pasteurized process cheese food’ and ‘Pasteurized process cheese spread’ match these stats. Pasteurized process cheese is simply a blended cheese made to have a sharp taste and be easily melted. Your lie here is that the 47% is referring to the cheese’s fat content, not cheese content.

This image is full of lies and misrepresented half-truths and anyone spreading this as truthful should rethink their approach.

reblogging for the realistic commentary

WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:45:06 -0400

Hahahahahaha Tumblr diet. Bitch i might be!

I just thought you should know that I thoroughly enjoy looking at your boobs.

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:44:47 -0400

Well, okay. Then theres that.