chrssy: riding your man like
nasty-otter: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can make hashbrowns with it even a salad add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes you can have it sliced and diced or...
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
Anonymous asked: I just thought you should know that I thoroughly enjoy looking at your boobs.
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
I'm adopted and Asimov's laws say I'm a robot.:... →
peregrintwerk: lydiabutz: I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun. There’s actually an app…
caobello: a haiku by jay gatsby old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old
Anonymous asked: Ever gave a guy head ?
thereisnothingicantbe: My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago my brother had to scale the side of a tree to get his basket down. THIS ISN’T THE GODDAMN TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT DAD JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING PEEPS.
danalmostcaughtonfire: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE
peas-in-da-trap asked: They didn't dissolve? How many did you eat? Pics?
Anonymous asked: Will you flash us?
Ask me questions! Lets get this started! The room mates and i soaked gummy butterflies in Malibu for 5 days. Its our back to school treat for sundays. Lets go people. Ask away, nothings off limits and nothing is too scandalous for me to tell the truth!
I may have just stalked almost everyone I went to...
And its safe to say that Im so glad I have my life and not theirs. Well, with the exception of a few. Turns out my best friend from freshman year is actually really doing well, hes making something out of his music career and thats great. But god damn.
minigeist: untilmyheartstopsscreaming: mishaswhore: Do you ever fear rejection so much, that you reject yourself for others before they can reject you? ALL THE FREAKING TIME that’s actually a personal policy of mine
bubonickitten: 0ptimuspenguin: ambieheartsturtlep0rn: capitolresident: Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’ ‘on a school night’ edition with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’ expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
musi-kyle asked: Do you watch Family Guy?
have-i-gone-madd asked: How do you stay so beautiful ?^_^
Being the first one to wake up at a sleepover:
musi-kyle asked: do kids amuse you?
musi-kyle asked: What are you hearing right now?